I was shopping in Asda with my mum yesterday and there was this woman by the juice who looked like Edna Mode from The Incredibles wearing a poncho type thing, so I walked upto her and whispered ‘no capes’ and walked away. She didn’t look impressed.
My mom sat down in the grass and she took of her beautiful expensive coat. She saw one of her friends and went to say hi. When she came back her coat was gone and she was crying.
My mom was searching for her coat, while it was raining.
My dad (who had a huge crush on her) saw her and ran up to the closest shop and bought her this jacket, he said to her: ” I know this isn’t your beautiful coat, but I couldn’t afford any other and I don’t want you to get cold “.
My mom kissed him, in the rain and that same year they married on New Year’s Eve.
And now, 35 years later my mom gave the jacket to me and said: ” losing something good can only give you something better instead and baby, losing that damn coat was the best thing that ever happened to me ”
I love this
Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel.
OMG I FUCKING HATE YOU. I HATE YOU AND EVERY SIGNLE THING ABOUT YOU I WISH I NEVER MET YOU YOUR NOTHING BUT A PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE